TomTom brings the laughs to your car with Bert & Ernie!!

TomTom has all but dominated the after-market GPS industry and by now it's no wonder. Their systems are fantastic and now they're even giving their products a healthy dose of character to make us love them even more. 

TomTom announced recently they'd be releasing a special edition voice-pack for their devices using Jeremy Clarkson from TopGear UK as a downloadable expansion. Sadly, the pack was pulled before it ever hit the electronic shelves. They also have Snoop Dogg, Star Wars, Bugs Bunny, The Simpsons, and more! If the TopGear ans Star Wars idea wasn't badass enough for ya, though, check out what they're doing now! They've released an expansion voice-pack using Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street to tell you where you're going! In the above video you'll see the "behind the scenes" footage of the most famous gay couple ever goofing about in the studios, but don't worry; the final product isn't as confusing. You can, however, give the system a test-run on their website (link given below) to listen to how the final commands will sound. Still funny, by the way. 

If you have a TomTom, you're in luck! You can now download the Bert & Ernie voice-pack online and through your TomTom for only $12.95.. It really makes me want to go buy a TomTom. 

Link: http://www.tomtom.com/en_us/products/voices/bert-ernie/ <== Give the link a go and play around with the Bert & Ernie voices as well as the rest of the expansion packs!

A brutal approach to why you shouldn't text & drive. Wow...

 

We've all by now seen the "don't text & drive" campaign commercials blasted all over TV. We all know we're not supposed to do it but some still do. I don't. And if I did still text while driving prior to seeing this video, I'd stop.

The above video was made by Gwent Police force for South Wales, overseas. They decided to get serious with the campaign videos after seeing that New Zealand goes over the top with their drunk-driving PSAs. S. Wales spent a well-used $20,000 on this anti-text video and I don't think it could have gone any better. 

The video is brutal, bloody, emotional, and I love it.

Japan continues to sell radioactive used cars. Because they can.

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Japan's earthquakes shook the world. No they clearly didn't SHAKE the earth but the effects from the country's distress have been quite dramatic, especially to the automotive industry. Japanese automakers almost all were forced to shut down production after the quake, tsunami, and then the radioactive issues at the Fukushima Daiichi meltdown. Facilities continued their unfortunate delays and once rebounded, automakers salvaged what they could and picked up where they left off. However, everything in the area was now radioactive and materials needed to be cleaned off. Unfortunately, it's come about now that things aren't all rosepetals like they've once been thought to be.

New cars from Japan are one thing; they're new and fresh. But it's come to the surface that since the quake, Japan has been exporting used vehicles to other countries that are still testing positive for radioactivity at unsafe levels (legal radiation limit is .3 microsieverts per hour). Japan now has radiation testers located at it's docks that test vehicles but they've still let through almost a thousand vehicles. There was even a van found originally registered within the 18-mile danger-zone with radioactive levels of 110 microsieverts ---that's 300 times the legal limit! What's sad is that this van was sold by a dealer knowing where it had come from.

With stories like this and others telling the tale of unsafe radioactive levels found in [deemed] suitable neighborhoods in Japan, it makes me wonder how long it will take for them to get back on their feet. The government already told a portion of the population that they could return home and continue life only to find later most of these areas contain high levels of radioactivity and they aren't safe after all. The coastal areas of Japan also have tested positive for high levels, deeming them unsafe still. I really really hope there's still hope for Japan; I have yet to visit!

"The Casserole Club" is the epitome of a fantastic dramedy

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Last night I had the pleasure of being invited to the Los Angeles premiere of Steve Balderson's "The Casserole Club". Funny story... I had been invited to go to the premiere by a friend of mine from Dallas who was coincidentally in town for work as I was. We met at the Egyptian Theater on Hollywood blvd. at 7pm and went inside. I had no idea what to expect, hadn't been told anything about the film other than a title.

The film was fantastic!! It is the epitome of a dramedy. The film started off hilarious; about a group of married friends in the 60's in a Wysteria-lane-esque neighborhood who got together weekly to bake casseroles and get drunk and vote on who's was the best one that week. One thing leads to another and the group start the drunken antics and ends up in a huge orgy by the pool, and all over the house. The first chunk of the movie was spent on the first party scene. They were all drinking and playing pranks and eventually leading the audience in a long scene of various couples performing several different kinds of sex on one another. Without such a long drawn out party and then sex scene, however, the film wouldn't have made as much sense. The next morning they all wake up in a hungover daze--- in the lawn, in the pool, on each other, everyone everywhere. Each couple wonders home and continues about their daily routines. The film immediately takes a turn into the "drama" side of "dramedy" and shows each couple's intimate details and how the party had an affect on their relationships at the time. The couples all decide to get back together for another "Casserole Club" meeting and all end up fucking each other in the end again. Again, there's a scene of everyone waking up and going on about their business. Again, the film shows each couple and the continued affects of their decisions; albeit more in detail this go around. 

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There's not a whole lot else I can share about the film without giving away the amazing and surprising ending to such an amazing film. I stayed afterwards to listen to the Q&A with the director and cast. The casting was amazing and I don't know that I could have pictured many others playing the roles. Included in the cast are Backstreet Boy's Kevin Scott Richardson, Starina Johnson, Pleasant Gehman, Garrett Swann, Jennifer Grace, Susan Traylor, Michael Maize, and more! I learned that Steve Balderson filmed this flick in a few long weeks and he and his large cast lived together in the houses in the neighborhood in which they filmed and became a close-knit family. It was also then that I realized that one of the actresses, Starina Johnson, has been an online friend of mine for seemingly aeons at this point and I had no idea she was even in the film. We all went to Musso & Frank's grill down the way for the cast party and her and I talked and put our connection together. Small World. 

GO SEE THIS MOVIE!! 2 THUMBS UP!!!

Karaoke-singing construction worker sings 'Sinatra' to brighten the streets

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It's always nice when there's a little joy spread throughout the world. It's also nice to hear talented individuals be able to sing Frank Sinatra songs exactly like Sinatra. What's surprising is where this Sinatra-singer was found.... New York City's 2nd Ave subway station construction area. Gary Russo, from Queens, hits the nail on the head singing "Summer Wind" by Frank Sinatra karaoke-style at the entrance of their construction zone. There's also a sign behind him telling New Yorkers to forget all the stress and noise around them and enjoy his music. Nice..

Enjoy...

story via jalopnik.com

Amy Winehouse Found Dead!

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Apparently Amy Winehouse was found dead in her London apartment this morning at around 6pm Saturday evening.

London police did not specify that it was Amy's dead body but sources close to Amy have confirmed it.

None of this is surprising as Amy stumbled through her last number of performances with most agreeing that she was drunk or drugged up on something serious. She even canceled her European tour due to her own problems.

I think it's safe to say that Miss Amy died from a drug overdose. What was it she was always on? Heroine? And where's Pete? Hmmm...

photo via tmz.com

 

Watch 2 bored filmmakers entertain themselves while stranded inside DFW Airport.

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If you travel a lot like I have, you probably have had to deal with the unexpected layovers and other craps that the airport may like to drop on you at any time. Cliff's Note: Security checkpoints are also quite annoying.

But what do you do when you're stranded in DFW Airport til the wee hours of the morning accompanied by nobody else other than airport security? If you're lucky like automotive photographers Joe Ayala and Larry Chen were, and stuck with 30-grand worth of camera equipment (including cameras, suction-cup-mounts, stands, etc.), you goof off, film it, and YouTube it! Included activities are: escalator planking, racing wheelchairs, playing with the mic, stealing a beer, and then some.

Watch the video here:

The video first appeared online yesterday, June 16th, and has started to go viral. Most thought it was fake, however, Jalopnik.com was lucky and awesome enough to get to speak with the two photographers about the odd experience. Here is what they had to say:

How did you come up with the idea to shoot the film "Stuck?"

Larry Chen (LC): I thought of the idea. What happened was we kind of just sat down and then Joe said he had a headache and I said "Well, I have this one stick of beef jerky..." What do I usually do when I pass the time when I'm bored? I usually shoot skits. I have all this camera gear so I thought "why don't we shoot one here?"

Joe Ayala (JA): We're always like having fun with our lives because we're traveling so much and we just have to make the best out of anything and we just happened to be in this situation at this time.

LC: It was definitely the most fun I've had in an airport. I just love shooting and when I'm shooting I'm in my special place. That's why I'm shooting every weekend.

How long did it take to film all this, it seems like a huge undertaking for just two people?

LC: We got in at about 11 pm, we did our planning and we did our shooting around 12 am and we got really to the meat of out it from 1-430ish and that's when we were shooting nonstop.

JA: Yeah, just straight shooting, just take over take over take.

How many gags did you have to shoot? How did you plan it out?

JA: Everything that you see in the film is really the only collection we have. Everything that we shot we used, though everything took a couple of takes.

LC: We didn't have a plan, we just shot one gag, thought of another. Everything is chronological. Like, we actually did that looking at each other, it actually happened it.

JA: We really were thinking there.

How did you pull if off with just the two of you? Some professionals have commented that they thought you had a crew.

LC: We didn't have a tripod with us but I had gear to shoot cars, so we used a suction cup mount, and we used a magic arm mount that is something that clamps on to anything. We clamped it on to the stalls in the bathroom, and to this railing for the escalator shot. But like, it's just like normal stuff, grip stuff that any professional photographer would have.

Did you run into any security? The airport seems incredibly empty.

LC: Yes, there were security guards rolling around.

JA: They sort of just stopped, looked, and realized that we weren't a threat and moved on.

This is a big question: people see you walk into that restaurant (Pappadeuxs) and pour yourself a beer. Did you pay for it?

LC: I wasn't actually going out to steal beer. It was like we just got on this mystical escalator and it took us to this restaurant. If we could have faked it somehow we would have, we just did that just for the shot.

I washed the cup and put it back in the fridge. I wanted to leave no trace. I didn't want to cause any trouble. Next time we go to that airport I'll get a beer and leave a $20 tip.

There have been some rumblings in the press about some people at the airport being upset, have you spoken with them?

LC: We talked with one of the reps from the DFW airport and he was really cool about it.

JA: He told us that he used to shoot films or something and he appreciated of some of the shots we did. And he showed it to the CEO of the Airport and he really liked it.

What's your take away from this whole adventure?

JA: I'm shooting it as part of this DVD as like "behind the scenes" in the community of drifting as part of this big family that's a part of drifting. This is just like a little piece that's a thing that we have going on.

LC: For me I just want people to take it really lightly. No matter what we're given for a shoot or for like a setup shot, or for like a feature shoot, or an event, we always make the best out of it.


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HUGE NEWS!! New York State Assembly approves same-sex marriage bill!!

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This is HUGE NEWS for the gays!!

The New York State Assembly, today, approved the same-sex marriage bill and is likely to face a vote in Senate before the weekend! I read that the democrats won the argument 80 to 63 in favor of the gays. "Thanks" goes to Governer Andrew Cuomo for making this possible--- in his first year in office!

Charles Lavine, another democrat in favor of gay marriage, went on to say "Only second-class states have second-class citizens!" which shows there are clearly those out there in office who feel strong about the subject. GOOD! It's about time.

Connecticut, Iowa, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont and the District of Columbia are also cool with same-sex marriage, several states allow civil unions. And FYI, the first legal same-sex marriages in the United States took place in Massachusetts in 2004.

photo & story via huffingtonpost.com

How did this Mazda get inside this Mercedes?

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I came across this and I couldn't help but laugh. I think anyone (especially those interested in cars) has joked about throwing a car, namely the smart car, into the back of a truck or van. These folks in Germany actually did it!

Apparently, two Kazakh gentlemen (yes, where 'Borat' is from) were driving their Sprinter can on the Autobahn in Germany when officers noticed the back of the van wasn't quite shut and also had foreign plates. After officers pulled over what they then found to be two 22-year-old boys, they found out what the deal was. They'd previously purchased a pre-owned Mazda 626 and rather than one driving it home (unless it didn't run, nobody knows) and the other drive the van, they decided to hoist it into the van sideways! Don't worry, they strapped it in on both sides so the paint didn't scratch. Nevermind the oil and gas that probably would spew out of a sideways car... The boys also managed to get the car all the way in after first measuring the van to make sure it would fit. Sadly they were just a hair shy and the car's front end was touching the interior dash of the van and the back doors obviously couldn't fully shut. Damn, they almost made it!

The police determined the van unsafe and forced them to discontinue their journey. They were forced to tow the car home, or drive it home. Either way, I'm sure it got somewhere.

photo via jalopnik.com